D-Beat cheese

Ace of Spades pepperoni

Queen basil, mozzarella, garlic and tomatoes

Bad Lieutenant sausage and onion

6°of Kevin Bacon candian bacon, pineapple

Police & Thieves spinach and mushroom

High on Fire spicy pulled pork, spinach, red onion and cilantro

Big Muff salami, green olives and italian provolone

The Ol' Dirty salami, ricotta, olive oil and pepperoncini

Don Caballero pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, and onion

Holy Diver salami, tomato, ricotta and cilantro pepitas pesto

Heart Attack Man steak, bacon and bbq sauce

It's Always Sunny in Portland shaved beef steak, green peppers, white onions and italian provolone

Raising Arizona chicken, bacon, fresh tomatoes and parmesan peppercorn sauce

Gene Parmesan shaved beef steak, broccoli and parmesan peppercorn sauce

Rad Wings of Destiny chicken and bbq sauce

Good Luck in Jail our new deal vodka cream sauce, smoked mozzarella, bacon, and white onions

Pig Destroyer pepperoni, meatballs and bacon

South of Heaven pepperoni, fresh jalapeños, and fresh mushrooms

Napalm Breath crushed garlic, pepperoni, onion, fresh jalapeños and...more crushed garlic

Create Your Own

Gluten Free Crust please let your server know if you have any allergies. sizzle pie is not a completely gluten-free environment. all create your own pies include our house red sauce and your choice of our signature cheese blend or our vegan creamy caramelized onion spread

House Red Sauce

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread

New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce sauces are vegan except

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread

Cilantro Pepitas Pesto

Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce

Signature House Blend

Daiya Vegan

Pepperoni

Salami

Meatballs

Chicken

Steak

Bacon

Canadian Bacon

Sausage

Anchovies

Spicy Pulled Pork

Ricotta

Goat

Feta

Fresh Mozzarella

Smoked Mozzarella

Italian Provolone

Soy Curls

Vegan Pepperoni

Seitan Italian Sausage

Seitan Chorizo

Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit

Mushrooms

Black Olives

Kalamata

Green Olives

Martini Olives

White Onions

Red Onions

Green Onions

Spinach

Tomato

Artichoke

Crushed Garlic

Roasted Garlic

Shaved Almonds

Green Peppers

Fresh Basil

Cilantro

Pepperoncini

Hot Peppers

Fresh Jalapeños

Pineapple Bits

Broccoli

Buffalo 666 shredded buffalo jackfruit, daiya mozzarella "cheese", red onion, drizzled with vegan ranch and wing sauce topped with green onion

Thunder and Lightning daiya mozzarella "cheese" and vegan pepperoni

Bad Reputation daiya mozzarella "cheese," mushroom, onion and black olives

Vegan Angel of Doom daiya mozzarella "cheese," fresh jalapeños, pineapple, shaved almonds and fresh cilantro

Spiral Tap creamy caramelized onion spread, house marinara red sauce and a light dusting of nutritional yeast

New Maps Out of Hell creamy basil cashew spread, seasoned soy curls and your choice of three fresh veggies

Steve Caballero vegan pepperoni, seitan italian sausage, green peppers, white onion and shredded daiya mozzarella "cheese"

Raw Power daiya mozzarella "cheese", broccoli, fresh tomatoes and white onions

Apocalypse Dudes cilantro pepitas pesto, not-a-ricotta and your choice of three fresh veggies

Let Us Play Your Party mushrooms, spinach, black olives, white onions and not-a-ricotta

Hawkwind spinach, feta, dried cranberries and shaved almonds in an olive oil base

36 Chambers cilantro pepitas pesto, ricotta in an olive oil base

Karp kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, ricotta and our house red sauce with dollops of our cilantro pepitas pesto

The Francesca fresh jalapeños, pineapple and smoked mozzarella

Total Jammer creamy basil cashew spread and our signature cheese blend with your choice of three fresh veggies

The Lower East Burnside chopped broccoli , white onions and black olives

Volume 11 spinach, roasted garlic, kalamata olives and feta

Exploding Hearts artichoke hearts, shaved almonds, mushrooms and italian provolone

The Gold Ring white truffle oil, goat cheese and green onion

Lexicon Devil spicy aardvark blended red sauce, fresh jalapeños, crushed garlic and chopped green onion

Rudimentary Penne our new deal vodka cream sauce, roasted garlic, goat cheese and fresh basil

Universal Order of Parmageddon spinach, tomato, white onion and parmasan peppercorn sauce

The Four Horsemen fresh mozzarella, white cheddar, ricotta and goat cheese

The Slaughter of the Soil spinach, tomato, artichoke hearts, and dollops of red sauce

Rabbits red leaf lettuce, red onions, "baco" bits, sliced hot peppers, tomatoes, croutons and our vegan ranch dressing or regular ranch dressing

Caligula romaine, croutons, black pepper vegan caesar dressing add asiago c­heese $1

Word Salad red leaf lettuce, red onions, pepitas, tomatoes, pepperoncinis, safflower oil and vegan pink peppercorn white wine vinaigrette

Bread Sticks includes our house red sauce plus any two of our signature sauces: creamy caramelized onion spread, cilantro and pepitas vegan pesto, spicy aardvark blended red sauce, creamy basil cashew spread